Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
