Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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