She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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