i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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