i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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