Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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