pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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