He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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