But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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