Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
