is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i would punch a child for taco bell
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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