have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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