I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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