i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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