Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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