We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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