you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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