he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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