Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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