Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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