Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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