1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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