If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Randomize
