Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
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