Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
