Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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