Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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