how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Your penis caused this!
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
