I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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