Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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