I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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