S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Someone came in the potted fern
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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