ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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