Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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