No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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