So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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