i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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