so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
well you can't waste a boner
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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