Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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