Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
