If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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