I must be too annoying 4 u.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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