thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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