you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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