yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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