I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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