She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I made him laugh his dick is mine
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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