I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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