Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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