I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
