I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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