Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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